Them there crafty coves from H.M.S. Wales has bin up to sommat! They've been snooping around and tellin us they be after writing a book about pirates. What's the use o' that; most of us pirates can't read! We be thinkin they just want to know what be goin on so they can get a little bit o' the action an maybe a bit o' the gold. ~ Did I say gold? What I meant to say was fish! There be some of their book things here, perhaps we need to just push 'em off the shelf into the briny?